Thursday, April 30, 2009

Haikus everywhere/I need lots more syllables/for haiku title

We had to write a poetic description of a place in Buenos Aires for my Argentine Poetry class because were were talking about poems of the city. So I wrote a bunch of haikus about the Recoleta Cemetery. Then, wouldn't you know it, the next day in Creative Writing we did haikus! This time I did a set on the buses.

Here are a few that I wrote that didn't quite fit in the cemetery or the bus. It's 5/7/5 syllables in case you've forgotten your Japanese poetry stats.



Abril: el fresno
amarillo. Por qué
apresurado?



Persiana rota.
Con pintura amarilla,
ahora linda.



Miro mi pizza
algo disparatado:
es el fainá.



Translations (but now they are no longer haikus. Or pretty.):

April: the ash tree
is yellow. Why so
rushed?

Broken windowshade.
With yellow paint,
now it's pretty.

I look at my pizza.
Something nonsensical:
it's fainá.

Pictures and description of last weekend's trip to Luján to come. I'm going to try and be more regular to avoid epic posts like the last one. Here are some sneak peak pictures: yellow ash trees, a broken windowshade, and not fainá.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Bonus pictures




If you work very hard my boys, someday you will become women

I’m sooo behind! Here’s what I’ve been up to in the last couple weeks:


Thursday morning (the 9th?) we arrived in Cordoba after the usual overnight bus ride and managed to figure out how to take a bus to the hostel. We showed up tired and dirty and told the owner about our reservation. “No,” he said immediately, without even looking anything up. “You don’t have a reservation here.” After a drawn-out, confusing dialogue, we eventually discovered that the third-party hostel website (don’t use Hostelworld.com!) had screwed us over, and the hostel was in fact completely full. The owner kindly helped us call all the hostels in the city, but they were all booked for Easter weekend. Eventually we found a hotel in a good location for $70 each/night instead of $35 each for the hostel (that is, 20USD vs. 10USD). It was about as nice as a hostel though; I’m not sure how they can get away with charging twice as much.



They have these odd showers here that aren’t at all enclosed, not even by a shower curtain; it’s just the corner of the bathroom. They provide a squeegee-type mop thing, but I’m not very good at using it so the bathroom is always wet. I guess it’s much cheaper than installing a whole shower.

Anyway, after a much-needed shower we went in search of much-needed empanadas. We tried some empanadas arabes, which I think are a Cordoban specialty. They are triangular and lemony and yuuuuumy. Rose and I chatted for a while with the Taiwanese shop owner, who got really excited when we started talking about Chinese things like bubble tea (which I still haven’t gotten here, but I hear it can be found in Barrio Chino). He was comically paranoid about counterfeit money—he gave us a long lecture about it and had built his own little light box into his counter so he could check each bill.



We wandered around and saw pretty churches (the first five pictures) and found a fancy artisan food fair, with things like alfajores and jelly made of interesting fruits. I bought some tiny pouches of honey so I can put honey in my tea at cafés, and some amazing nuts that I can’t find in Buenos Aires—it’s a walnut covered generously in dulce de leche covered in icing. Oh man, I have to find some here!



That reminds me, I’ve never explained alfajores! They are kind of like big oreos, but the cookie part isn’t chocolate and the icing part is dulce de leche (which is HUGE here. It’s kind of like caramel). There are plenty of varieties; they might be covered in a bath of chocolate or icing, or have coconut on the outside of the dulce de leche. Mmmm, I think I’m going to have to go eat one now…

For dinner that night I tried tuna pizza, which was great. Rose and Emily’s pizza had salsa golf, which is not so great. It’s just ketchup and mayonnaise mixed. While we were eating we saw a very long line of people walking to church. They looked like zombies.



Friday until Sunday I went to Villa del Dique, a little lakeside town outside of Cordoba. It was very relaxing and lovely and full of hiking, lake-viewing, and even stargazing. On one hike I saw a HUGE praying mantis (4-5 inches huge!) and some nectar robbers. I was really excited about the nectar robbers because I’d never seen them before in real life. They were big black bumblebees who kept landing on the neck of flowers but not going inside: they were puncturing the flower and stealing the nectar without providing the flower any pollination service in return.



I also saw the strangest looking dog I’ve ever seen. What breed is that thing??



On one of the hikes (see picture below) we did a lot of rock clambering and it reminded me how much I love rock climbing…I really need to find a gym in BA. On the way done from that one we wanted to take the “easy” way and followed a road that ended up going WAY out of the way, ha ha. So much for shortcuts.



Funnily enough when we showed up in the hotel in Villa del Dique, the hotel guy again said, “No, you don’t have a reservation,” even though this time it had already been paid for and everything. But he ran off for a minute and figured it out, phew!

The week after Cordoba we had to do a Spanish presentation that was very open-ended. The timing was really terrible because EVERYONE went out of town for Easter weekend. It was due Thursday. Monday night I emailed people at Hecho en Buenos Aires to see if I could talk to someone for a few minutes about the magazine. Homeless/unemployed people buy the magazine for 90 cents and sell it for $3, and it usually has articles about arts, culture, and social issues. I didn’t get a reply all day Tuesday, so Wednesday I decided to just go to their office. There was a man there who worked for the magazine. “Hi, I was wondering if I could talk to you for a few minutes for my class project?” “No, sorry, you have to send us an email.” “I did a couple days ago.” “They take a while to get back to you.” “Well, my project is due tomorrow. Can I just have five minutes with you?” “No, you have to go through them, but you can get information from our website.” “Yeah, I already read everything on the website, it’s very informative, but you see I want to do this in the style of a radio show. I just need to record a few quotes about the magazine, so the website doesn’t really help with that. And it’s only for a class project, I’m not with the actual media, only ten people are going to hear this.” But he refused to talk to me! I was (am) so mad. I know, it's completely my fault for doing it last-minute, but still. All he would do was tell me where I could find some vendors. So I went to Plaza de Mayo and found one right away, and took him to a café (actually a Burger King, he chose) to ask a few questions. It was an ok interview, but I needed more, so I went to Florida St, which is covered in street vendors for something like 20 blocks. All the other vendors that I asked said, “Oh yeah, there’s always some around here,” but I walked up and down Florida for almost two hours searching for a magazine vendor, and couldn’t find a single one! So I ended up just using the website for information and the interview for quotes. Not good. But at least it was a little bit of practice with a new editing software that I need to learn.

In painting class we just finished the third one, and it’s the first where we added a new color—brown. Exciting! At first I was worried—infinitely more possible shades!—but then I realized that it’s nice because in fact I don’t have to focus nearly as much on color. It’s much easier to make two similarly-colored brown objects two different shades of brown than to make two similarly-colored gray objects two different shades of gray.



Last Friday I finally went to the National Fine Arts Museum with Ian and Rose. We looked at the entire Argentine collection, from ancient carvings to modern and everything in between. My favorites were the carvings and maybe 30% of the modern. I really liked these three in the modern section that were old-fashioned portraits with slight twists: the boy had a huge rose in front of half of his face; the old woman was sort of fading or melting; the old man had some holes chipped out of his face.

Saturday night I went to a homemade pizza birthday party at Virginia’s apartment. It was fun when I was having more intimate conversations, but when everyone was talking all around me it was just too hard to follow and I got lost. I had an awkward moment with Virginia because I forgot that she had just traveled to Houston for a couple days for work, and she said something to me about going to malls and then about Katy Mills, and I got all excited—wow, we have one of those in Houston, how weird!



Sunday we went to El Tigre with IES. It was a pleasant day, but not that exciting of a place. Although I might have to return for the roller coaster park. We took a boat ride down a dirty river (above) and then went to a huuuge market and later to a pretty art museum. I tried my first choripan (chorizo + pan), which was a hunk of sausage on French bread with chimichuri sauce. I dropped it on the sidewalk and my friends convinced me to eat it anyway, which may be the grossest thing I’ve ever done. Not that it was covered in dirt or anything, but still.



My favorite part of the day was walking through the market while eating a fresh pomegranate. Somehow it felt so beautiful and perfect. Pomegranates make me so happy. Below is the museum.



This week I finally, finally sent Jenn a complete draft of my research paper from last summer! YAY! I had a happy moment when I looked at the 20-something page document and thought, “I did this. I wrote a real research paper.” Well of course I had loads of help but anyway. I know it will take loads of revision still, but I’m happy to have it all down.

Something I’ve noticed here is that waiters are not as nice. In general the attitude of “the customer is always right” is missing here. Not that I’m complaining, it doesn’t bother me. But I think I just figured out one of the main differences: most waiters don’t smile at you. Don’t they always smile in the States? Maybe because tipping here is only 10%, and not quite as mandatory, so they aren’t all trying to be friendly for the tips.

My mate gourd cracked the other day. It looks more decorative than useful, so I shouldn’t be surprised, but when I bought it I asked the vendor if it would last forever since it didn’t have any metal, and he assured me that it would. I guess I’m a sucker. I just hope this isn’t a bad omen symbolizing the deterioration of my trip.

PS The title is a quote from a song by The Books.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

San Juan pictures

1-3. Jardín Botánico.
1. Sticking your tongue out is very rude, young sir.

2. I would be angry if I lived in a cactus too.


4. My first oil painting! Awww, look at the crooked bowl. So cute.

5-7. Gauchos on parade.



8. Antigua Bodega (winery)

9-11. Difunta Correa



12-15. Valle de la Luna
12. The Sphinx

13. Naturally, perfectly round rock balls


15. Rose's hair is redder than the canyon!

16. Vineyard and the Andes. I couldn't get a good picture to capture how lovely it was.

San Juan, but not Puerto Rico :(

On Wednesday during our mid-class break from poetry, Rose and I asked our friend Ian what he was doing for the weekend. He said he was going to Valle de la Luna in San Juan, and as it was a four-day weekend and we had the itch to get away, esp. Rose, we invited ourselves along. We couldn’t leave Wednesday night with him though, because we already had plans for Emily’s birthday. I tagged along with Ian to Retiro while he bought his bus ticket, which was infinitely helpful, because without explanation I could not have done it alone. It’s very disorganized and chaotic (surprised?). He also emailed the name and location of a hostel, where we made a reservation. That jump-start was incredibly helpful. Now I feel confident about planning trips, and this weekend (we leave tonight) it’s Cordoba with Emily, Samantha, and Pedro.

After a mad rush of packing, we caught the bus easily. We were in mid-grade seats on the second story. There are three levels: semi-cama, ejecutivo, and cama: recline, recline a lot, and bed. The buses here are really wonderful. We left at 9:00 PM and arrived around noon, but it didn’t feel like a 15-hour bus ride. We got a sizeable, edible, warm dinner, and I could sleep decently because my chair reclined a lot, unlike on an airplane where I can hardly ever sleep. The only unfortunate part was when they put on movies out loud, forcing me to watch the X-Files movie. It was absolutely terrible, but it was dubbed in Spanish with Spanish subtitles that were clearly done by a different translator, so that made it more delightful.

The pleasantness ended at the terminal. When we reserved the hostel, we’d been told someone would come get us at the bus terminal, so we called to ask where we should meet this person. Only then were we informed that the hostel was another four hours outside of San Juan proper. We should have figured that out on our own, of course, but I guess we just assumed that things were more central than they are. After a ton of indecision and information-gathering, we decided to stay in San Juan in a nearby hostel. We wandered around trying to find it for a while, at one point passing a row of construction workers and receiving a veritable hailstorm of piropos (catcalls).

After reservations and a shower, we attempted to plan the weekend, which was not easy. I don’t recommend showing up in a small town with nothing but a short list of local attractions and phone numbers. It wasn’t enough.

We did see some great things in San Juan that day though. There was a huge gaucho parade called the cabalgata. They were on their way to visit the Difunta Correa (more on that later). Then we went to a nearby winery. Our tour guide was extremely nice, and we were the only ones on the tour, and I learned a lot, especially about the champagne that is made in cool caves.

The next day was very long. We got picked up around 7 by a tour company to go see Valle de la Luna and the Difunta Correa. It was a lot of driving, but not too bad. The company was pretty fun, two middle-aged talkative divorcees and a very nice driver.

The Difunta Correa was fantastic. It’s a shrine for a woman who died crossing the desert with her infant. The infant was found three days after she died, still drinking the milk from her breast. So bizarre. Since then, miracle upon miracle has been attributed to her, but she’s not been canonized as a saint yet. Still, it’s the most-visited religious site in South America. I’m a little fuzzy on the details, but from what I understand, people go ask for her help (buying a car or house, winning a sports match, popping the question) and either before or after the event they bring her tokens of thanks (a mini replica of the car or house, a trophy or medal, the wedding dress or other clothes of the fiancée). The walls are also covered in general “Gracias Difunta Correa” tokens. What I really wanted to know was, what ever happened to the infant? Did he grow up to do great things? There has to be some reason the miracle happened…

Valle de la Luna was very beautiful. There was such a variety of landscape—parts looked like the moon, while some cliffs looked like the Grand Canyon. There are also some great rock formations.

Sunday we rode horses outside the city, in a gorgeous area of vineyards framed by mountains. The guide was so nice; when I mentioned that I wanted to try some grapes (the current harvest), he asked a local farmer, who gave us a huge bag. Yum.

The only notable thing that happened this week was an extreme piropo. Well, not exactly a piropo. I was feeling all stuffed up and unable to hear well out of one ear, so I called a doctor. Here it is common for the doctors to make house calls; I guess it’s not that surprising considering that nearly every restaurant delivers, even if you just want a cup of coffee. It turned out to be a throat infection. Anyway, the doctor asked where I was from and how long I’d been here, like every stranger I ever talk to. Then he said he’d only been here since January, from Bolivia. “I’m new here too. We could get to know the city together,” he said. I can deal with piropos and not get freaked out because it’s part of the culture here, but that was a little much coming from a doctor. Miriam found it pretty hilarious though, ha ha.

Too many pictures this time to incorporate them with the text, so I’ll upload separately.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Fainá is freaking me out

I know, it’s been a while. Again. I’m actually doing homework nowadays, so there’s less to write about and less time in which to write it. I would have included pictures, but I’m in an enormous hurry to catch a bus in an hour to go to San Juan.

Friday I had a wonderful, odd experience. I was at Pedro and Brenda’s place listening to their friend Guada, who just got back from a three-week trip to the U.S. to visit her girlfriend Molly. Guada talked about how strange the suburbs are: “Shopping strips and closed neighborhoods, and you can’t even tell when the suburbs stop and the city begins! And all the houses look the same!” Strange compared to B.A., where the jumble of shops and apartments is endless. Flights were strange to her because in Argentina they don’t have rules about liquids in carry-ons, and they always give free food and even beer and wine. Pedro learned something new—he didn’t realize that no one kisses as a greeting in the States. So odd and cold! I also had to inform everyone that Texas is not entirely covered by desert. My favorite observation of all was when she said in amazement, “They use turn signals to change lanes on the roads!”

It was wonderful and odd because I am a foreigner, an American in Argentina, listening to an Argentine talking about America as a foreigner. I understood how it feels to be a foreigner, how it feels to be in America, and a tiny bit of how it feels to be Argentine. Crazy!!

Saturday I saw Gamorra, an Italian movie shot documentary-style about a slum controlled by the Mafia. I think. I didn’t realize until it started that it would be in Italian with Spanish subtitles, of course. It was a bit difficult to follow, though my Spanish is getting much better. I was always under the impression that Italians are all very beautiful, but after seeing that movie, I think the Argentines win, hands-down.

For dinner I had yummy Chinese food and learned that dumplings here are called ravioli. And there are no fortune cookies in Argentina. I don’t understand—how do they know the future without fortune cookies?

There was no time to go get bubble tea, but the Chinese woman I met at Immigrations told me it exists here. I’ve also been told I can find cheaper peanut butter in Chinatown (a misnomer, it’s only a couple blocks), and not just any peanut butter, but JIF!! Much better than paying 7-8USD for a tiny jar of Skippy that can only be found in certain grocery stores.

Sunday we had a big dinner at Emily and Whitney’s again. Emily revealed herself to be one of those good cooks that constantly says awful things about her cooking, just like my mother and grandmother (Emily, your potatoes were wonderful!). I tried ratatouille for the first time, and it (Whitney’s) was lovely. I really love this new tradition. This time I think the guests were more Argentine than American, which is wonderful.

Monday I tried a new food that baffles me. It’s called fainá and you put it on top of pizza. But it’s kind of like bread. And it’s cold. Why put a piece of cold, pizza-sized bread on top of a perfectly good slice of pizza? I just don’t understand it. I lie awake a night puzzling about faniá.

Painting is still fun. I finished my first, slightly crooked black-and-white painting last week, and started a new one yesterday. I’ll post the picture next time. The new one is much harder, because it includes a white bottle with a white sheet as the background. I’m starting to understand why, on the first day when the professor asked each of us about our experience with oil, a couple students said, “I don’t like oil because I’m not patient enough.” It’s really hard to lighten something. Which is a problem when there is so much white in the painting.

Poetry is still not fun. Yesterday marked 7.5 hours spent listening to the professor talk about one 28-line poem. He has a remarkable ability to repeat himself over and over with only the slightest variations to indicate that he’s not a robot. At least it’s productive; I wrote most of this entry in class yesterday and a draft of my creative writing piece last week.

Last night I finally went to a club. First time ever. It was Emily’s birthday, and we all had a lovely time. There was this very scary thing though. It’s looks like a thin vertical blue light, but when you let your eyes pass over it quickly, you see a camel (like the cigarettes). It was super-creepy.

Tonight I’m getting on a bus to go to San Juan. It’s a 13-hour ride west of B.A. It has some interesting things to see, but I’m not sure yet what exactly we’ll end up doing because it might rain. I’ll be back bright and early Monday morning.

In other random news:
-Mosquitoes love my knees, but I don’t know why because knees are not very fleshy.
-Mascarpone with blackberries is my favorite ice cream flavor this week.
-A bird gave me a gift the other day that I did not want. Not at all.
-My taxi driver the other day told me, as I got out of the cab, “Que te cases pronto,” which means “Hope you get married soon.” I hope not. That was a rather odd thing for him to say, I think.
-I’ve given up on the proud fantasy that my Spanish has some slight Puerto Rican accent that I don’t want to ruin by attempting to adopt the Argentine accent. No, the only accent I have is American. So I’m starting to try to use vos instead of tú and say j instead of y in llama.
-Today in the grocery store I accidentally asked for perras (female dog) instead of peras (pears), but the clerk kindly didn’t laugh at me.
-There is no direct translation for “awkward,” a word that is very important to me. The closest is “embarrassed” or “clumsy.”
-There is no direct translation for friolenta, a person who gets cold very easily (me).
-I learned that enano means dwarf, as in a small person, but here it is a gnome, not an actual person. That was a relief, because I was politically correctly shocked to hear that there used to be an urban legend similar to Bigfoot (from what I understand) about a crazy enano Enriquez.
-My new favorite saying: Vísteme despacio porque tengo prisa = dress me slowly because I’m in a hurry (picture a king talking to his servants). Pedro explained that it’s because when you rush, you screw things up and cause more delays. Which is true, but somehow I don’t think that saying would be very popular in the frantic States.